Bad Potato

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a steak with a baked potato. Shortly after his meal is served he calls the waitress over and complains, "Ma'am, this potato is bad."

She nods, picks up the potato, and gives it a good smack. Then she puts it back on his plate and says, "There you are, sir, if that potato gives you any more trouble, don't hesitate to let me know."

Smart Thinking

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't be such a bad job. So, he calls, goes in for an interview, and is hired.

The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough."

So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He endds up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, buy you gotta come up with a gimmick or something."

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with a plan. The next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says, "Free chips and dip."

A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, "This tastes like poop." And the salesman replied, "Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

Getting Smarter

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit droppings. One of the boys asked, "What's that?"

The other one replied, "You don't know? Why, those are smart pills! You eat them and they'll make you smart."

So the first boy ate them and said, "Yuck, these taste like crap."

"See," the other boys said, "you're getting smarter already."